The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my behind.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. This pattern contains both a colour chart to work from, and a black & white one.